Crushing On Cartoons Is NOT Weird!

Phred here, again. I'll have Phrank post all in good time, but for now she's been busy.
I've been "talked to" on her privacy, so I won't say anything until she spills.

I love lists, so here are the cartoon characters that I fell in love with through the ages.
From the youngest I can remember, here they are:

Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)

I was always a sucker for accents, especially a Liver Pool accent (The fab four, anyone?)
I always liked him, and now re-watching the show I still love him, along with some others from the show.

Johnny Test (Johnny Test)

As I got older I realized I probably should be attracted to human being. 

Not that I starting liking real humans...

No, I opted for cartoon humans.

Yeah.

Ace (The PowerPuff Girls)

Apparently I couldn't keep my hands off non-humans cartoons.

This was my first crush on a "bad boy" Or so I thought.

He was honestly the only vaguely cute one in the Gang Green Gang I could find.

Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

this is my most justifiable crush. Because, lets be honest, Zuko is sexy.

once he grew out his hair he was the single most sexy character in the whole story.

Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Another character from Avatar: the Last Airbender, Sokka is commonly the comic relief, making him the character everyone loves to see get into mischief.

Note that his sexiest moment was in the earth kingdom who's name I don't recall. But he was shirtless and most importantly his hair was down, which is undoubtedly his cutest state.

Also, for your enjoyment, this picture

Ty Lee (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Ty Lee is fun loving, optimistic and not deserving of the "bad guy" title.

She is obviously extremely straight, otherwise she would be my girlfriend.

You know, if she was real.

Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket/ Faruba)

Now getting in to the more recent stuff Shigure is adorably carefree with a slight dark side we don't see in the anime.

He is a romance author so undoubtedly amazing in bed (Sorry, I had to say it.)

Sedusa (PowerPuff Girls)  

With a name like that, you can't NOT be sexy.

It was only recently I realized she's a dominatrix.

Sorry if I just ruined some childhoods.

Hello Nurse (Animaniacs)

Playing the bad nurse part super hard (No pun intended) I wouldn't mind having her check me up.

Harley Quinn (Batman)

Ok, I like horror stories.

I also like sexy people.

Horrifying sexy ladies are awesome.

Which brings me to my next character:

Poison Ivy (Batman)

Dat Body.

Enough said.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!

..........

The Winner Of The Sexiest Cartoon I Have Been Attracted To In My Life Time Is....

Elsa (Frozen)

So by this point I'll apologize to Phrank for filling this post with pictures of sexy ladies.

But I just had to add Elsa.

She Is Lady-like, regal, and knows when to be serious.

But she's also fun and only wants the best for the people she loves.

She is secretly scared which helps all of us who have to appear in control to relate.

Yet, in the end, she defeats her fears and returns to the her people to carry on.

The best part?

She doesn't have any love interest, meaning...

SHE COULD VERY WELL BE GAY

We clearly see Oaken (Frozen, Oaken's trading post (And sauna) having a husband, so marriage equality is even working its way into Disney.

Perhaps we'll see a Frozen sequal, and Elsa will be sweeping her own Princess off her feet.

Whats your biggest cartoon crush? Tell us in the comments.

Until we meet again, Phred is out.

what

Hello guys, sorry I've been gone so long. We had another big ice storm, and I was out of town so i haven't had much access to el computador as of late. To recap my recent activities? Let me start at where I went out of town. I went to le Gatlinburg with my lovely boyfriend and his family (A.K.A his mom, his sister whom I'll call Krista, who is 18-19 with a baby, his other sister whom I'll call Sam, who is 7-9, and his niece who was like 8 months). I don't really know how all to recap the trip, so I'll just say this: I advise that you have your first kiss with someone who has previously had their first kiss, otherwise the first attempt ends in laughing and awkward tension in the air to thick to cut with a Kut-Co knife. After the return from Gatlinburg? Came home to no power, so me and la familia stayed at my aunt's for nearly a week. Yeah. Such fun. Very homey. Not. I feel like a doge meme. THINMAN! Anybody heard of thinman? He's creepy. Hint, he's also not real. Yah yah, I see tha thinmahn hee-yah todahy. bad swedish. I'm ranting. I'm also running on to little sleep. I'm going to gooooo. bye. 

Love love,

Phrank Mc. 

Useless inventions

Okay,  Phrank here. Now, in my seemingly short almost fifteen years, I've seen some pretty dumb inventions advertised. So today, whilst watching one of my favorite shows (A.K.A Supernatural), and yet again I saw a commercial for one of the most useless things(in my mind at least) and decided to make a list of it and every other useless invention I can think of, and I will be rate them on a star rating system of * to *****. (one star being least dumb, five being most)

1. That dumb Lysol hands-free soap dispenser. 

Let's face it, this was probably made with very good intentions, and a lot of people most likely think it's genius.  But come on, why on earth does it matter if you get a few germs on your hands because you pumped the handle? If you're using the soap dispenser, shouldn't you be about to wash your hands anyways? Therefore washing off any germs you could have picked up from the soap. Verdict? Good intentions, but not thought through.
Rating? ****

2. Big Mouth Singing Bass. 

These things are basically plastic taxidermy bellowing parodies of classic rock whilst flopping around on a plaque on your wall. They provide hours of time wasting entertainment. Oh, who am I kidding. These things are great.
Rating? **

3. the "Cami Secret".
 A triangle of fabric you clip onto your bra to cover your dirty pillows(that's right, Carrie reference)!!! Bonus! if you look at one not currently in use, it looks like half a super plus sized thong!
Rating? ***

4.  The Trendy Top.
To put it in in the most basic words, the trendy top is the bottom half of a shirt, which you put UNDERNEATH your shirt, to cover your butt crack. My personal opinion is that if you really need this that badly, either get a longer shirt because yours obviously doesn't fit, or maybe you should get some less low-rising jeans.  But hey, put it on with your Cami Secret and you've just about got a full cami!
Rating? ***

5. Hipster Glasses.
I really don't think you want me to get into my deep-seated hatred for the 'style' of wearing glasses because you think they're hot. And how to make them out as useless so that they actually belong on this list? They serve the wearer no purpose but making me despise them.
Rating? *****

Hope you enjoyed!!! Keep watch for more additions!!!
Love Love,
Phrank Mc.

Things You'll Find An Atheist Doing At A Youth Group

It may come as a surprise but sometimes we do go to church.

we do have Christian friends.

So sometimes we end up going to their youth group so we can hang out with them.

Here's some things you'll probably find an atheist doing at a youth group:

Making Sex Jokes (As Long As The Leaders Can't Hear)

Cussing (Then Trying To Cover It Up)

A few weeks ago, I got halfway into saying "f**k" before saying fudge sickles instead.

No one was fooled.

Rolling Their Eyes During Service Like...

No, no, I've never done this...

Wearing Gay Pride Clothing... Whether They're Gay Or Not

I did a search for "Gay Pride bracelet" and guess who owns this:

          ME!

I've called it my gay pride bracelet, never knew that's what it really was.

Bringing Up Statistics Like This

Being Bummed 'Cause All The Cute Guys Are So Saved

No guys or girls that are just like "Yeah, atheist, I'm cool with that."

Not Praying

I would be the kid by the tree.



Hanging With Their Christian Friends

 Faith shouldn't be an issue in relationships.
I don't care if you think a man in the sky said poof and you were born or if you hope your next life will be as a cow.
If you're my friend, you're my friend.
As long as you're cool that I don't know nor care where we came from, then I think we'll get along just fine.

- Yours Truly, Phredrick McSparrow.

7 Things To Do Months Before Prom

Phredrick here, all my lovelies!

So my home school "prom" (more like a big dance that is a bit more formal than others) is coming up.

I don't have my dress yet or know what I'm trying to get at with my look.

!!!But!!!

I've already started preparing, and you can too.

So here are 7 things you can do months before prom.

1. Whiten Your Teeth

When you're dancing with someone, you're close to them.

When you're close to someone, they see your teeth.

When your teeth are yellow it's gross.

When it's gross it gets awkward.

When it gets awkward you become the target of jokes from one of the kids that can't get a dance for any reason (aka, ME)

2. Facials!

They are awesome, they make your skin smooth and clean and remove pimples and all the good stuff!!

Once a week every week before prom, use a face mask.

By the time prom comes around you'll have the smoothest face on the dance floor.

3. Grow Out Your Nails

Nails are sexy, and when you're like me and bite them off, it can get saddening.

So stop biting your nails, they don't even taste good!

4. Learn To Dance

 Even a simple box dance is good.

 You'll be out dancing competently while other girl hang on to boys necks and sway back and forth.

Seriously, this is boring, learn something new.

5. Do Something Drastic (To Your Hair)

Cut it! Color it! Cutesy it!

Your hair is one part of you that is easy to change and easy to get back, be creative.

If you're not comfortable changing it so drastically, get a wig!

Maps Of Beauty wigs are cheap and good quality, but remember to wash it to get the wigy-ness out of it!

If it's synthetic, dish detergent works like shampoo and fabric softener like conditioner.

If it's human hair, use a special wig shampoo and conditioner.

Also, read this on How To Apply A Wig!

6. Do Something Drastic (With Your Body)

Get a piercing, tattoo, or contacts.

All these things make small changes but in big ways. Piercings anywhere but your ears will make you seem punk (GO PUNK!) and wearing contacts may make people think you're not confident in your looks, but hey...

7. Be Confident

Confidence is sexy, no matter who you are.

Love Lolita? Wear Lolita.

Love princesses? Wear a princess dress.

Love combat boots? Wear combat boots.

Read creepy pastas before bed? You're my best friend.

Be confident in who you are and those combat boots or those frills aren't combat boots or frills.

They are you.

So, I hope you liked this, hope you got something out of it and I hope you had fun reading.

What is your pre-dance routine?

Tell us in the comments!

As awlays, I love all my bunnies, but sleep awaits, and I have a little something in mind for my dreams.

So until next time,

Phreddie is gone.

Yeah, Valentines, Woo....

Ok, I know I'm not the only single person out there. 

 But Phrank has a boyfriend, so why don't I?

Too bad I live in a Christian community where all the girls are fairly happy to be single and "devote their time to god"

I assume it's just an excuse to not have anyone on this day of hearts and gross.

Since I have nothing better to do, here's a list of things for a lonely single person to do on Valentines Day:

1. Watch all the Doctor Who minisodes

Go on youtube and look up Doctor Who minisodes. I know right?! So much Who we've been missing!

2. Text/piss off your single friends

Who cares if they think you're hitting on them?

3. Tell your best friend she's a total butt hole for having a boyfriend

Not that I'm not happy she's found someone, but... WHY DID SHE GET ONE BEFORE ME?!?!

Oh yeah, she's likeable...

4. Dream about your future husband/wife

Think about what you want, your priorities, basically imagine your whole life together.

(Note; If one of your priorities involves them not being a text talker, you might need to get over that.

I learned that the hard way...) 

5. Write fanfiction. Yes, even the gross sexual kind.

Just, for the love of Gallifrey, don't post it online.

6. Find some friends to do something with

Go skating, bowling, see a movie. But don't go with just one friend. Especially of the opposite sex.

7. Alternately, do go with one person of the opposite sex

Go see how many couples discounts you can get. I don't know if businesses do that, but you can try.

8. Crash a Valentines party

Hate all those lovey dovey people playing spin the bottle and the endlessly skinny girls who can eat all the reese's candy they want and not gain a single freaking pound?

Crash their party.

9. Wonder why in the heck guys don't like you

 I mean, come on, you're like the coolest person ever, right?

10. Get a boyfriend/girlfriend

No matter how disgusting it may be, love is in the air as single guys and girls everywhere are moping about not having a significant other.

You might just be the person to end their moping.

Best Friend Tag

Hey guys, Phred here, with Phrank on the other end of the phone.

We're going to do the best friend tag!

Basically I'll ask a question and we both have to answer for the other (Example: favorite food, Phrank has to guess/remember my favorite food)

So here we go:

When and how did you meet?

Phrank : End of 2011 beginning of 2012 at church.

Phred: Pretty much, I don't remember specifics.

First impressions of one another?

Phred: I don't remember.
Phrank: You were a slightly odd typical middle  schooler who needed to put a Fricking shirt on I mean come on you always wore a cami and it was winter

Phred: Hey, at least I wasn't that chick who had short shorts on, no matter the occasion

Eachothers nicknames:

Phred: Ginger, Gingy, Gin, George Mr Periwinkle, Phrank

Phrank : Phred, Mer... Uh, I'm having a brain fart

Describe each other in one word:

Phred: Awesome

Phrank : Weirdo

Phred: I change my word to butthead

Favorite singer?

Phred: for you I'd have to say Billy Joe Armstrong of Greenday. 

Phrank : I've got like three, and he is one. P!nk or Freddy Mercury for you.

Phred : P!nk is spot on.

Who is most likely to be drunk?

Phrank: You.

Phred: Me.

Favorite thing to do together?

Phred: Sleep overs, really late. Thats when the inside jokes are made
Phrank: Talking blankets or late night inside joke creating

Dream Jobs:
Phred: Yours would be a Veterinary technician (Well, I technically said veterinarian or something, she corrected me)
Phrank: Yours is singing?
Phred: Music or writing.

Favorite makeup brand:

Phrank: Uh, I don't think I know any makeup brands. Does Avon make makeup?
Phred: What is Avon?

Something that annoys you about the other person:

Phrank: Your height (I- Phred- am at least 6 inches taller than her)
Phred: Your lack of ability to do anything that resembles being feminine.
Phrank: I do feminine things!
Phred: You don't wear makeup, heels, dresses, go to dances, or do girly things.
Phrank: I wear my wedge boots a lot, I went to a dance, and we talk about guys. That counts.

If we could go anywhere in the world together, where and why?

Phrank: British Isles because actors and shows and stuff.
Phred: Um, London so we could get a flat and things. We can bring Danny too.
(Danny is Phrankie's gentleman friend who's name has been changed for security reasons)

Favorite inside joke.

Phrank: Some things about this *pulling hand motion* and... Michael?
Phred: Yeah, me too.
(Michael was a two year crush of mine, and for the first few months of mine and Phranks friendship a mutual crush. Obviously due to her aforementioned boyfriend, he is no longer an interest of hers, nor mine. I resent him for not noticing me)

Who takes longer to get ready?

Phred: You
Phrank: I was gonna say you... Once I'm awake I'm good in five.
Phred: I am as well, and you take much longer to wake up.
Phrank: Only when I don't want to get up.
Phred: You never want to get up.

Favorite season?

Phrank: Spring?
Phred: INCORRECT. It's fall. Summer for you?
Phrank: Late spring, early summer.

Favorite song:

Phrank: That one by P!nk you posted about? (FYI, Phrank, it's called Stupid Girls.)
Phred: No, Switchfoots Meant to Live, but I'll give it to you since it just recently changed. Remembering Sunday for you?
Phrank: Remembering Sunday or I'm Yours.

Heels or Flats?

Phred: Flats (Well, I said heels, but only because I was reading the word at the time.)
Phrank: Heels?
Phred: Flats, I wouldn't give up my combat boots for anything.

Pants or dresses?

Phred: You are pants.
Phrank: I am. I am pants like batman is the night.
Phred: Yeah, hon ok.
Phrank: HAHA, yours is pants (Pants, right?)

Favorite animal:

Phred: Dog because Jobe (Jobe is her dog whom she loves more than her boyfriend.)
Phrank: Dog for you.
Phred: Wrong, gerziminilfitch (Watch out for the Adventures Of Og And Igga, for more on the gerziminilfitch)
Phrank: Well if we're talking about mythical creatures yours is wrong too.
Phred: Fine, unicorns for you.
Phrank: Still wrong. hipocampi or girziminalfitch (There is great debate on with is is girzininilfitch or gerziminalfitch.)
Phred: WHATEVER

If your house was burning down and you entire family was sure to be ok, what would you save and why?

Phred: Jobe, because Jobe.
Phrank: (There was some complication and apparently Phrank didn't know I had cats.) YOU HAVE CATS? I guess them or your computer or your phone.
Phred: My cats are alive, my computer means nothing you little mother dog (Hehe, substitute bad word, so funny)

Comedy, horror, or chick-flick?

Phrank: Horror or comedy?
Phred: Chick-flick, actually. Dirty pleasure. Comedy?
 Phrank: Yeah. Chick flick, huh?

Blackberry or IPhone?

Phred: Um, IPhone?
Phrank: Yes. Yours is IPhone, right?
Phred: Yes.

Favorite movie?

Phrank: Oh, I know this one. It's the one movie with the song you quote a lot.
Phred: The....?
Phrank: (Apparently still trying to remember) What is your answer?
Phred: Frozen?
Phrank: Theres like a hundred. Frozen s probably on the list. OH, Brave?
Phred: No. It's the Point
Phrank: Totally knew that.
Phred: Mmm, hmm...

Something weird that you eat?

Phred: Didn't we eat potato chips dipped in ketchup once?
Phrank: Uh, yeah? That's like a normal people food.
Phred: No it isn't.

What are your weird habits?
Phred: You "reflexively" hit people
Phrank: You wear clothes you say you like and then complain about them.

Finally, who do you assume will have more right answers?

Phrank: I think we'll be pretty even.
Phred: I think I'll win.



So that concludes that. Do you feel like you know us more?
I feel like we've all bonded, the three of us.
Three being you, Phrank and me.
The final scores ended with me being 3 points ahead of Phrank.
I am the better friend.
So do you think it should be spelled Gerziminil\lfitch or Gerziminalfitch?
Tell us in the comments.Subscribe and stuff as well!
As always, I love you guys, good night.

- Phred