Long Distance Relationships Are Tough Bruh

So I (Phred) haven't posted much as of late, which is pretty normal (sorry).

Sooo, I figured I should write something.

Now, when I'm not terribly inspired with an idea to write a post about, it's hard for me to get into it.

But, having a little bit of expierene on the situation, I decided to write about long distance relationships (LDR).

When I say "experience" it's good to note I'm 14, and have been in 3 1/2 relationships total, none lasting for more than 2 months.

So take this information as you will.

I'v decided to look up frequently asked questions about LDRs and answer them from my perspective.

Soooooo, let's GO!

1. Is it hard being that far away from each other?

Dear lord, no.

It's not like you don't get to touch the one person you want to be with all the time

I totally never lay in bed wishing he'd come and lay next to me but knowing he can't.
It's not hard.

Not at all.

Yes, it's hard.

2. Is it really a relationship if you don’t even see each other?

NOPE, NOT ONE BIT.

I'M SO GLAD YOU POINTED THIS OUT TO ME, I NOW KNOW MY RELATIONSHIP IS A LIE.

3. Do you have like, you know, Skype sex?

If you wouldn't ask me about my sex life normally, don't now.

But yes.

Whenever we can.

4. Have they cheated on you?

Well.

Would you stay with someone if they did that?

No?

Hm.

I'm guessing they haven't cheated on me.

5. Don’t you miss being physical?

6. How often do you see each other?

All the time!

Well...

He's on a computer screen...

But whatevs.

7. Wouldn’t it be more fun to be single?

No, actually.

I wouldn't give it up for the world.

So there's a little post for you.

Hope you had fun with that.

Also, aaayyyyy, despite my promise to not date for a year, I have a boyfriend!

For the tradition of aliases we'll call him Teo.

You guys will most likely see more posts that mention/are about him.

So, yeah, cool cool.

Until next time FuzzleBuns

=^_^=

- Phred McSparrow