The Story Of How Phred Got A Boyfriend

Gather 'round children, and let me tell you a tale of impossible things.

Once upon a time there lived an awkward geek named Phred.

Phred was a strange young girl.

She played video games, wrote books and songs and poetry, scoured the internet all day and went to school at home.

She had many friends that were boys, most of them much older than her.

She liked some of them, including a boy 6 years older than her.

One day he asked her if she liked him.

She told him the truth.

He rudely exclaimed "I knew it!" and told her he didn't feel the same way.

Phred was sad and scared to ever tell a boy she liked him again.

Then along came a boy named Nate.

Nate was cute and funny, but sometimes mean to Phred.

He didn't mean to be, but sometimes Phred felt like he hated her.

Phred liked Nate a lot, but she couldn't tell him that.

She liked to talk to him, and at camp they talked a lot.

They walked together and talked a lot.

Phred told Nate something she'd never told anyone before, not even Phrank.

But when she told Nate's friend Anna she liked him, Anna told her he didn't feel the same.

Phred acted like she didn't care, even though it hurt her a lot.

Camp went by, and the more Phred liked Nate, the less she thought he liked her.

Then one day, a few weeks after camp, very late at night Nate asked Phred something Phred didn't want to answer.

He asked her "Do you like me?"

Phred was in a dilemma.

Should she lie to Nate and not get hurt? 

Or should she tell the truth?

After some contemplating, she told him yes, but she knew he didn't like her.

But Phred was wrong.

Phred was very wrong and for the past few days Phred has been in a happy blur with her new boyfriend, Nate.

Will they live happily ever after?

Only time will tell.

But rest assured, Phred will tell you all what she has to share.

How To Do Bible Camp As Phred McSparrow

So this past week I've been at a bible camp, experienced some odd things, fangirled over an odd guy and made some odd friends. I started off well by complimenting an old frenemy and continued to be nice so perhaps now we're friends again. I figured out I decidedly hate someong I'll call Yvvet and Decidedly love someone I'll call Ashlyn. I met a 20something who I look up to like a sister and cried with multiple times. I met a guy who won't take no for an answer and a guy who can twerk better than Mikey Cyrus. I met Cameron Mitchell who is an amazing singer and hilarious dancer. I made friends with some guys who run the zip line after I cried when I saw the height but ended up going twice. I punched a friend so I could calm down after some idiot grabbing my butt. I felt the wave pool in my sleep and I was temporarily hard of hearing after every "session". But over all, even though I don't believe in that god it was a great experience. And hopefully I made some good friends.

Phrankies Camp Experience

Hello my lovely adoring fans(not that I have any). I've realized that my posts if late have all been these ooey gooey romantic Snippet Stories, and I cordially apologize (I also apologize for possibly using cordially incorrectly, as I am not 100% of it's meaning but just felt like using it). That being said, I am going to tone down on said gooey romance for a while, or at least balance it out with other not gooey posts. MOVING ON. 

You'll notice that phred and I made no posts last week. We probably didn't the week before either, but I am pointing out last week specifically. This particular week is significant because we were at a summer camp called Shift. This camp was located in Ocoee Tennessee and was rather awesome, I might say.now, I could go into the details of camp, the messy paint fights, food fights, so many boobs I didn't need to see, wet kick ball and such.but that would take way to long to type out on an IPad(which is the current device I'm using) and frankly(phrankly, haha) I'm too lazy. I guess I shall brush the surface of the guy deemed Fluffy. So, straight off the buswe were shuffled into the 'auditorium for some music and then a quick rules/guideline/where we were sleeping meeting.the first song the band played was 'best day of my life', sung by this scrawny blonde guy with this sort of Mohawk think but it was floppy instead of sticking up. And it was fluffy and product free. While he was singing he was doing this really crazy dancing thing, where he was jumping and moving and almost head banging in the most awkward way, but he did it with such a confidence that it became smooth and rhythmic and he made it look awesome. So after music and the speeches and such, on the way to our cabin phred and I were talking about him. Now, I thought the guy was pretty rad and groovy(two words rarely used anymore that I like), but phred was in love with him. Like, we spoke of him lots, because she loved him. I think it was mostly the confidence in his weird dances that got her, but I'll convince her to write about it. So anyways, the 'first sighting' of him was Monday. We (or more so she) obsessed over him the rest of the week, claiming she would declare her love for him before Friday (which is the day we left) and referring to him as Fluffy(cuzza the hair). At one point, we were at the wave pool and asked for his name by someone who we'd seen talking with him. I guess he didn't see who she was pointing at and told us it was Alex.  Which we later learned was wrong. So Thursday morning at breakfast phred and our friend who I'll call Alexis saw another band member sitting alone, and offered to sit with him. Upon doing so they struck up a conversation and (of course) the topic we to to Fluffy. As it turns out his name was Cameron. (I'm not changing his name because reasons). Later at our 'morning show',  he (Cameron) was brought up and interviewed, and told a bit of his life story. His name was Cameron mitchel and he was apparently famous(to a degree). In the single digit 2000somethings he was on a show called the Glee Project, and was a fan favorite. He told us that due to his Christianity and having a girlfriend back home, he quit the show and refused a position on the show Glee, because they wanted him to make out with a girl for 'sexuality' week. Even when the producer of Glee told him there would be no kissing scenes if that's what he wanted to be on the show, he said no. So basically, we'd idolized a guy with thousands of twitter followers(tweeting him in languages he didn't speak, occasionally) because of his dance moves. Now, I don't know about Alexis or phred, but I couldn't tell him that we thought he was awesome now, after finding out he was famousish. Not because I'd 'freeze up in his famed presence' or anything, but because I didn't want to seem like a stupid ditz who loved him because it was a popular choice. Therefore, i never ended up speaking to him in person. And that's the story of how I fangirled over a guy I didn't know was famous.

Thanks for reading.

Love love

Phrank Mc.
****Edit****
The Ashlyn mentioned in phred's  post about camp is the Alexis mentioned in mine. 

Snippet Stories: Interruption

"So what do you want to do tomorrow?" He asked her. "Oh, I dunno. Any ideas?" She asked as they both took seats on the faded blue couch in Her and Her roommate's humble living room.

 Said roommate was away for today, but tomorrow needed the whole apartment for a family party. So, she'd kindly 'asked' Her to clear out to make room for several unpleasant and funny-smelling long-lost aunts and uncles for the occasion. "Trust me," Her roommate had said. "If I had a choice, I'd go with you." But, unfortunately for Her roommate, her presence was required at the party, so She chose to spend the weekend doing who-knows-what with Him. 

"Well, we can't really go to the movies, we did that last weekend." He said, bringing her back to the present. "Yeah. True." She muttered, not really sure what She was agreeing with. "Oh, I think the state fair is in town until next week, how about we go?" She suggested. She shot him a questioning look when he started giggling at memories he'd yet to share. "Well, we could, but that probably would be dangerous given my past history will the fair ground..."

 She sighed as He launched into a story involving Him and some friend's mishaps at past Fair event. It was to early in the morning for a story, she thought as she watched His facial expression's slight variations as He spoke. Mesmerized by the emotion portrayed, She found Herself frozen to the spot with Her eyes fixed on Him, but Her mind wandering a million miles away.

 She suddenly lurched forwards and wrapped Her arms around His neck, crushing Her lips to His. At first He was rigid with confusion, but then He sank into the embrace. After a moment, He gently pulled away and asked "What was that for?" She grinned, face still inches from His. "Sometimes you talk too much, and I have to stop you somehow." He grinned back. "Well, in that case.." His sentence trailed off as he leaned into kiss her again- 

"Hey? Did you hear me?" He said, waving His hand in front of Her glazed-over eyes. She let out a sigh, realizing it was a daydream, and She was still frozen in Her original position with Her eyes fixed on His face. "Huh?" She said. He chuckled. "Long story short, every time I go to the fair someone gets an E.R. visit or left behind." "I just can't take you anywhere, can I?" She murmured in amusement, scooting closer to Him as She spoke. He raised his eyebrows in a mock-hurt way.

 Once again She grinned, then kissed Him as She had in Her daydream. And, like in the day dream, he momentarily resisted before relaxing and wrapping His own arms around Her waist. And, also like in the daydream, He pulled away to ask a question. 

"What's this?" He inquired. "I've just had a daydream very similar to this, and I was seeing if the real thing would be as nice." She replied. "Oh. Verdict?" He seemed to be all about the questions today. "Better," She smiled. "And let's take our chances with the fair grounds." "Aye aye, Captain." He said, then leaned in for another kiss. But this time there were no interruptions. 

Thanks for reading.

Love Love,

Phrank Mc.

IMPORTANT

Hi guys. 

Sorry to bother you. 

So recently there was a slip up here on P&P. 

you don't know what the slip up is unless you were apart of it, in which case(which case being you're not part of the slip up) this post will just be confusing and I apologize. HOWEVER if you were part of said slip up, please continue reading. I made a boo boo and told someone about the blog and they made a second boo boo and told someone else about the blog who was not supposed to know about the blog because of things posted on here that are not to be publicly known about one of us. That being said PLEASE if your are the person who read it who wasn't supposed to read the blog, PLEASE KEEP THE PRIVATE INFORMATION TO YOURSELF. Thank you.

Bye 

Phrank&Phred. 

Snippet Stories: The Bus Ride

Maggie was suddenly jolted awake but the quick jolt that slammed her face against the window. Blinking away the slight pain, she remembered where she was. She was on bus number 17, which had departed from it's usual stop in her tiny home town at five this morning, and was headed to who knows where, but she could care less. Her mindset this morning when she boarded was just to get somewhere new where no one knew her. She'd carefully planned her departure time so that her parents wouldn't realize she was gone until she was halfway to her mystery point B. Two days before, she told them she would be spending this weekend at her best friend's cabin as a last fling before graduation next week, and would go straight there after school, but this morning she told her friend she was sick and couldn't go. So, her parents thought her to be at a cabin with zero cell reception, and her friends thought her home sick, the perfect plan, at least until Monday. "Attention passengers, we will be arriving at the Chicago stop in fifteen minutes."  The sickly sweet voice chimed over the loudspeakers. "Chicago, huh? Why not?" She muttered to herself as she began to gather what little belongings she brought with her: A backpack full of clothes and snacks, her kindle-with all of her favorite books-, and her purse; containing a new cell phone she'd traded from a boy at school, some chapstick, pens, notepads, random nicknacks it'd collected over time, and her wallet- full of her driver's licence and three hundred dollars cash she'd withdrawn from her mom's account this morning. Pulling her earbuds out, she stashed her ipod back into her pocket and stood as the bus approached it's stop. "Now arriving at Chicago stop 9. Have a nice day." Then woman announced with vomit-worthy cheer. Maggie sighed as she stood, pushing her way into the line of people eagerly trying to exit the bus. "Excuse me, ma'am? Can you come here for a moment?" She glanced up as someone grabbed her arm. "Umm.." but the strange man was already pulling her towards the back of the bus. She glanced wearily towards the last few people filing out onto the streets. No one left to notice anything that could happen. She opened her mouth to say that she really needed to get off, but he spoke before she could. "Maggie Elizabeth Halten, age eighteen. You departed this morning at five oh-two a.m.. The current time is three forty-four p.m.. End Time was approximately eleven sixteen." She stared at him like he had four eyes and bird crap on his face. "How do you know my name? And when I left? What do you mean End Time?" She asked. "Maggie Elizabeth, I've known your name since I was assigned to you before you were born. I have followed you in everything you do since you breathed your first breath. My name is Jaeden Amicha, I am your guider." he said. "Guider? What are you guiding me through?" "The afterlife. I am in charge of making sure you understand the laws you must abide by, and helping you hone your abilities. End Time? That means time of death. Around four hours and thirty minutes ago, you were murdered by the council. Living will see your death as natural causes. By order of the council, you are to spend two hundred years riding this bus, I hope you brought entertainment."  

Juat keep shipping, just keep shipping, what do we do? We ship, ship, shiiiiip

PHRANK IS BACK(again...)

So I know it feels like a whole butt-ton of things have happened lately, but I honestly have no idea what to blog about because it's all running together. So what to do? Blog about a very popular thing these days,

SHIPPING!!! 

You may be wondering, 'what is this shipping?'

Glad you asked! Shipping is simply the act of wishing two people or fictional characters would get in a romantic relationship together, and in all lot of cases writing fanfiction about said couple or making fanart about them (Warning to our more innocent audience, fanfiction and fanart in the context of shipping VERY often involves inappropriate content((scarily detailed-from what I've heard-erotic stories and porn drawings)) viewer/reader discretion is much advised)

I personally try not to ship fictional characters because I like to see how said fictional stories play out. However, I have but one fictional ship that isn't cannon. What is it, you ask? 

Destiel. Yes, I ship Castiel and Dean of Supernatural. I know what you're thinking, 

'oh no, a christian shipping two men together? Blasphemy!' If you're thinking that, I'm going to have to tell you to calm pantyhose, grandma. (side note, does anyone even say blasphemy anymore?) Yes my ship is two guys. No I don't write erotic fanfiction about them. No I do not draw them having sex. Get your mind out of the gutter, gosh. 

I also occasionally ship real, non-fictional people as well. To be honest, mostly my sister. But they're really adorable ships. One of them was her and a guy with hands that are the same size as hers(she has teeny little hands) but skinnier, and he's also eighteen and barely taller than her(she is a five-foot-nothing who just turned seventeen in march). I could get very deep into the details of my ships, but that would bore you. So instead, I'm going to research a couple of popular ships, and give my reviews!


SHIP NUMBER ONE

Merther.
Merther is the Merlin fandom's ship for King Arthur and Merlin. Now, I've yet to fully enter into the Merlin fandom, to be truthful I've watched about six or seven episodes in the very first season, but I enjoyed it greatly and will watch more when I get the chance. Yes, I realize that fandoms are painful and I am vaguely aware of how the series ended. Back to the ship. As I said, at the point in the series that I'm at, they can barley stand talking to each other, let alone being in a romantic relationship. However I have seen snippets and gifs on tumblr, and I vote them a cute couple, but what happened to Merlin amd Gwen? They totally had something there. ANYWAYS, Arthur and Merlin? Cute, but I don't think I'd ship it.


SHIP NUMBER TWO

Spirk.
Spirk is the ship of Captain Kirk and Spock. Again, I am not in the Trekkie fandom, but I'd just like to raise a huge toast to the self control of the Trekkies who named the ship Spirk instead of the most obvious alternative.


SHIP NUMBER THREE

Johnlock.
The ship of BBC's television show Sherlock's one and only Sherlock Holmes (played by Benedict Cumberbatch) and the dashing John Watson (played by Martin Freeman-Martin Freeman, mmmhh). I am no homophobe. My best friend is bi. I think gay guys are great. I do not like Johnlock, at all. It may very well be that Sherlock shippers I come across are particularly vulgar. I have yet to see His Last Vow, and from my 'inside info' it may completely change my view on this, but I like John and Mary together. They are so cute. Anyways. Review? Has some nice 'evidence' behind it, but i will never ship it.


SHIP NUMBER FOUR 

Destiel.
Destiel destiel destiel. I love it. if you're actually reading this post instead of just skimming, you wouldgone  already know a little bit about this ship. You would know that this ship is Castiel (an angel of the Lord who has, y'know, killed a couple innocent vessels for the cause of killing a couple angels gone bad, but we all have bad days. He's also got y'know some pretty nice eyes) and Dean Winchester(a hunter who is((supposedly)) very straight and is considered a 'player' and basically makes a living off killing creatures not thought real and yes occasionally people) of Supernatural. Destiel is my one and only ship of fictional characters and I ship it so hard. It was soo close to cannon in the recent episode where Cas thought he had a date but it turned out he was babysitting for a girl while she went on a date. REVIEW?!?! I ship it I ship it I ship it but I wish it had a bit more cannon backing.


SHIP NUMBER FIVE

Wincest.
Wincest is also a popular Supernatural ship that puts Sam and Dean together(Sam is Dean's little brother by the way). I do not ship family together at all. It is just flat out nasty, ya'll. Yes I said ya'll. Shhh... Anyways. Incest ships, not my thing. Don't ship.


SHIP NUMBER SIX

Janto.
A Doctor Who/Torchwood ship of the pan sexual(even inter-species) Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones. They're cute. I'd ship it. I don't know if Ianto would be into it though, he kinda had it for that half Cyber-woman he tried to save...


SHIP NUMBER SEVEN

Spideypool.
A Marvel ship of Spiderman and Deadpool. I don't know much about the ship other than if you follow a Deadpool fan blog on tumblr it will 45% of the time turn into Spideypool porn, according to my brother. Would I ship it? Maybe.


SHIP NUMBER EIGHT

Clintasha.
I dunno if that's the actual ship name but it is now. Clint (Hawkeye) and Natasha (Blackwidow) of the avengers. i approve.


SHIP NUMBER NINE

Elsanna.
The Frozen fandom's ship of Queen Elsa and her sister Princess Anna. Again, me no likey the incest. I think all of the incest shippers are all only child's because just think about dating your sibling if this is not disgusting to you then you are messed up somewhere deep down. Nasty. Would I ship it? heck NAH.
(If you haven't noticed I'm just sort of skimming through the ships now so I can go ahead and post this)


SHIP NUMBER TEN

Kristanna.
I lied, I have two ships. The ship of Kristoff and Anna from Frozen. They are cute. Adorable. The best. Best part? THIS SHIP IS CANNON, SUCKERS!!! Stamp this ship with approval two hundred times.


Well, that's all the ships for now, I hope you enjoyed. Think I missed a good or popular ship? Write the ship name in the comments or email me at phrank.and.phred@gmail.com and write Phrank/ships in the subjects bar. Until the next time, my shippas!!!

Love love,
Phrank Mc.  

**IMPORTANT EDIT**

GUYS WAIT SORRY I TOTALLY FORGOT THE BEST ONE


SHIP NUMBER ELEVEN

Jelsa.
Jelsa is the ship of Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians and Queen Elsa. I lied. Three ships. I have three ships. I love Jelsa. I ship Jelsa so hard. I love it. Jack and Elsa are awesome. That is all. Bye again.


Love Love,
Phrank Mc.