Tuesday, December 31, 2013

BOOBS

I have a thing with boobs.

 It's not anything weird, I promise. It's negative thoughts, actually. In this past week I've had two girls under the age of 5 tell me about their "Tiny Boobs". When did toddlers become aware of boobs?? When I was that age I didn't know and honestly didn't care why there was pink circles on my chest. But lately I've been so self conscious about them. At 13, I shouldn't be worried about my small B36 cup, or the fact that my left breast is smaller then my right. I'm still developing! So why do I believe I need to be perfect now? A day or two ago I found myself looking up how to "Increase your bra size"
Ok, yeah, it's not an uncommon thing for middle schooler's to want bigger breasts. 
But little girl that are year's from even starting to develop?
That's not what I want my future daughters to think about. I'd want them wearing play heels, not bra's.
I want them begging for ballet lessons, not breasts.
90 or so years ago. women bought flattener bra's because small boobs were fashionable.
More recently there was a time when a three year old girl wouldn't care about their flat chest's.
I, honestly, will just wait it out and hope for the best, because with my luck this is the way I'll stay. In the end, boobs are pleasing for women and men. Well, maybe not homosexual men.
Anyways:
Little girls;
Boob envy;
Not Good


 Not that they aren't the best thing on earth when you get older.

- Phred

Monday, December 30, 2013

Ouija Fun (Parte Uno)

Ello folks. Phrankie here. 
let me start at the top. My family is pretty haunted. Seeing apparitions, hearing EVPs, things moving independently, the whole bit. But each of those are there own stories, to be told later. Anyways, a few months ago, sometime before Halloween, we bought a Ouija board(A wee-gee board, for anyone as confused about the spelling/pronunciation as I was), with the intent to use it on October 31st with my aunt, but of course we never actually pinned her down to come over. So, yesterday, we decided to watch Insidious: Chapter 2. Naturally, I haven't seen the first one. Now, You have to understand that I don't really watch 'horror' movies that often. I don't scare easy, but when I do, it usually bring humiliation my way, so I tend to avoid situations where it is a possibility. You also have to understand that I laughed at Insidious: Chapter 2. It was a scary movie, I promise. But I laughed,  and quite a bit. Of  course, having my brother saying "look, I'm Wolverine!" with veggie straws between his fingers probably didn't help. My brother being an 18 year old look-alike of a young Leonardo Decaprio probably didn't help either. 
Aaaanyways, I'm getting of track. 
Ghosts. Haunted. Paranormal movies. Ouija boards. Right.
Well, after watching Insidious 2, we all got to talking and decided to use the Ouija Board tonight. This whole post was basically to build up anticipation, so I could post the results of our little 'session' with excitement. 
I think.  I dunno, I'm going to go now before I rant. 
Bye bye bye readers,
Phrank.


*afterward*
To vaguely quote one Hazel  Grace Lancaster, there are some things you like that you feel like broadcasting your affection for is betraying, and our expierience last night was as so.
Having said that all things done last night are classified until further notice

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Meeting Ms Phrank

            Hello lovelies! I may come off as a cheery preppy maniac, but I promise I'm not! Well, I'm not a cheery preppy person, no promises on the maniac part. As you may have noticed, my blogging name will henceforth be Phrank McSparrow, and I will be blogging with my sister in crime, Phred McSparrow. Let me tell you a little about us, although since Phreddie has already introduced herself it will mostly be about me(oh, joy*no enthusiasm whatsoever*). As Phred mentioned, our names are obviously not Phrank and Phred McSparrow, actually not even close. Unfortunately we are not actually sisters, but I'm much closer to Phred than my actual sister, so we made our own little family, the McSparrows. How we got the names (Phrank and Phred) is not actually as long of a story and she says. It starts like this:
I was a young potterhead, and I had a brand new best friend, whom I was already closer to than anyone. One day after church (I know what you're thinking: 'But Phred says she's an atheist?', well, at the time she wasn't officially, and we went to church together, which is where we met) we decided we needed nicknames. Being the Nerd Girl I am, my mind immediately went to my favorite of the favorites, Fred Weasley. It caught on, and somehow I ended up as Frank. But, being the young weirdos we are, we decided to start them with Ph's instead of F's. Now, where we got McSparrow from, I can't recall. Possibly Pirates of The Caribbean's Captain Jack Sparrow.  
And now a bit about me. 
Where to start? Same place as Phreddie I guess. I'm a fourteen year old christian(not the judgey kind, I promise. For Pete's sake, my best friend is an atheist, and my sister's hair has been nearly every color of the rainbow), straight as of I guess forever, I do have a boyfriend as of a little over two months ago, and this is my first actual romantic relationship ever, so I'll let you know how it goes; I am a huge Fangirl, in the fandoms of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, and more recently Supernatural. I also enjoy watching the Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Duck Dynasty(yeah yeah I know), Faceoff, Naked Vegas, and others. Music! My favorite band is GreenDay, I also listen to Fall Out Boy(not there new stuff-Pheonix and light 'em up and such irritate me), Panic! at the Disco, Bowling For Soup, All Time Low, The All American Rejects, and a touch of Jason Mraz once in a while. I read a lot. Harry Potter, Warm Bodies, and The Fault In Our Stars to name a couple. that's it for now.
signing off,
Phrank

An Introduction: Phred

Hello guys! So,  since ours names are spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F" you might have already suspected something was screwy. Yes, it is. We are -pause for effect- GIRLS!! Don't even ask why our names are Phrank and Phred, it would be a long confusing explanation, but just know that our real names are proper girls names. I'll poke and prod at Phrank until she writes an introduction, but for now you'll get me. So lets start off with... Heck if I know. Well, I'm an atheist despite my christian upbringing (My family still doesn't know), a total geek (Sherlock, Doctor who, anime, manga, anime...) and a goth/emo depending on my mood (For those of you who don't know, goth is the style, emo is the attitude). I love bands like Three Days Grace, Greenday, All American Rejects and Skillet. My favorite shows are Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin and Once Upon A Time. Movie's are The Princess Bride, The Series of unfortunate events, Crusade and pretty much anything Disney/Pixar. Youtubers I would suggest to anyone would be smosh, juliansmith87, blimeycow and rhettandlink. Books (My god, there's so many): Harry Potter, The Royal Diaries, The Percy Jackson/Heroes Of Olympus series, The Series Of Unfortunate Events, Who Could That Be At This Hour?, Why We Broke Up, The Princess Diaries (Not the same thing as the royal diaries), By The Time You Read This I'll Be Dead, The Bad Queen, Fruits Basket, Dramacon, One piece, and dozens more I'm forgetting. For anime's I watch Baka and Test, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist and my brother keeps telling me to watch FairyTail, so I assume it's good. I'll stop boring you with what I like. Be prepared to see short stories which will range from adventure to horror to romance. You'll probably see plenty of yuri and yaoi, read reviews on books and movies and just about anything, really. So, later guys!

                                              - Phred