Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Crushing On Cartoons Is NOT Weird!

Phred here, again. I'll have Phrank post all in good time, but for now she's been busy.
I've been "talked to" on her privacy, so I won't say anything until she spills.
I love lists, so here are the cartoon characters that I fell in love with through the ages.
From the youngest I can remember, here they are:

Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)

I was always a sucker for accents, especially a Liver Pool accent (The fab four, anyone?)
I always liked him, and now re-watching the show I still love him, along with some others from the show.

Johnny Test (Johnny Test)
As I got older I realized I probably should be attracted to human being. 
Not that I starting liking real humans...
No, I opted for cartoon humans.
Yeah.

Ace (The PowerPuff Girls)
Apparently I couldn't keep my hands off non-humans cartoons.
This was my first crush on a "bad boy" Or so I thought.
He was honestly the only vaguely cute one in the Gang Green Gang I could find.

Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
this is my most justifiable crush. Because, lets be honest, Zuko is sexy.
once he grew out his hair he was the single most sexy character in the whole story.


Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Another character from Avatar: the Last Airbender, Sokka is commonly the comic relief, making him the character everyone loves to see get into mischief.
Note that his sexiest moment was in the earth kingdom who's name I don't recall. But he was shirtless and most importantly his hair was down, which is undoubtedly his cutest state.
Also, for your enjoyment, this picture

Ty Lee (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Ty Lee is fun loving, optimistic and not deserving of the "bad guy" title.
She is obviously extremely straight, otherwise she would be my girlfriend.
You know, if she was real.

Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket/ Faruba)
Now getting in to the more recent stuff Shigure is adorably carefree with a slight dark side we don't see in the anime.
He is a romance author so undoubtedly amazing in bed (Sorry, I had to say it.)

Sedusa (PowerPuff Girls)  
With a name like that, you can't NOT be sexy.
It was only recently I realized she's a dominatrix.
Sorry if I just ruined some childhoods.

Hello Nurse (Animaniacs)
Playing the bad nurse part super hard (No pun intended) I wouldn't mind having her check me up.

Harley Quinn (Batman)
Ok, I like horror stories.
I also like sexy people.
Horrifying sexy ladies are awesome.
Which brings me to my next character:

Poison Ivy (Batman)

Dat Body.
Enough said.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!
..........
The Winner Of The Sexiest Cartoon I Have Been Attracted To In My Life Time Is....


Elsa (Frozen)

So by this point I'll apologize to Phrank for filling this post with pictures of sexy ladies.
But I just had to add Elsa.
She Is Lady-like, regal, and knows when to be serious.
But she's also fun and only wants the best for the people she loves.
She is secretly scared which helps all of us who have to appear in control to relate.
Yet, in the end, she defeats her fears and returns to the her people to carry on.
The best part?
She doesn't have any love interest, meaning...

SHE COULD VERY WELL BE GAY

We clearly see Oaken (Frozen, Oaken's trading post (And sauna) having a husband, so marriage equality is even working its way into Disney.
Perhaps we'll see a Frozen sequal, and Elsa will be sweeping her own Princess off her feet.

Whats your biggest cartoon crush? Tell us in the comments.

Until we meet again, Phred is out.




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